Replace the tangle of third-party tools and fragile spreadsheets with one system — built for how Blobfish actually works, with an AI named Blobby running the boring parts.
Every partner, campaign, photo and post campaign analysis lives somewhere different. Staff re-key data across a number of platforms like HubSpot, Google Sheets, Typeform, Canva and others. The "source of truth" is whichever tab was last open.
Blobfish Platform
Blobby sits behind every page of the platform. Press ⌘J — or tap the chip in the top bar — to summarise what's happening, surface what needs your eyes, or get a head start on a draft. Blobby sees the page you're on, knows the context, and proposes the next move — you review, tweak, apply.
Jelly opens the app at 8am. Blobby has already flagged three things that need their eyes, drafted two messages for sign-off, and parsed the overnight brief. The whole agency on one screen.
From brief intake to closed post campaign analysis, every campaign flows through the same six stages. Every active campaign lives on one board — owner, value and current stage visible at a glance, so bottlenecks surface before they become problems.
The biggest pain Blobfish has today — allocating partners from memory — gone. Blobby proposes a ranked mix in under four seconds with a per-partner rationale. You accept, refine, or ask for an explanation.
Katie at ONYX Alexandria gets a campaign-specific link after their drop — delivered by email, shareable anywhere. Forward on WhatsApp or SMS if that's how her site staff already talk. Tap, confirm, upload photos — done in sixty seconds, one-handed. No account to create, no password to forget.
Partner photos land in the vault and Blobby suggests tags within seconds — channel, quality and hero candidates — ready for you to confirm. Overdue sites surface with drafted chase messages. No more scrolling through Drive folders.
Pick a template and Blobby does the heavy lifting — pulls campaign data, suggests hero photos, drafts the narrative, and assembles a 12-slide starting deck. You review, refine, send.
Every feature above is part of one system. Data flows between modules automatically — a partner you allocate shows up in the photo vault, feeds the Post Campaign Analysis, and rolls up to margin.
* Module or feature is tier-restricted — available in Recommended and/or Complete plans. See pricing breakdown ↓
Each tier shown at two price points — our standard rate, and a mates rate extended to Blobfish. Fixed fee is capped in both cases; if delivery runs long, we wear the overrun, not you. Scope and depth of AI differentiate the tiers — see the table for what's in.
Core operations platform — replace the spreadsheet chain for briefs, partners, campaigns and allocation.
The platform as demonstrated — adds photo workflows, the Post Campaign Analysis generator, full AI and a full reporting layer.
No compromises. 3rd-party integrations, the latest AI model, double the reports, premium polish.
SaaS + staff — tools cancelled and a Campaign Manager role avoided. The platform does the work from day one.
Recurring costs outside the fixed-fee build — billed annually.
18 years in digital media — deep in operations and R&D, with a long-standing obsession for the AI tools rewriting how software gets built. Solo means no hand-offs, no layers, no waiting — one person knows every line.
Outside of work: chasing marathons (for the promised parma and pint at the finish) and rarely seen without my Frenchie, Elton John.
Kickoff the week after sign-off. First partner-facing feature lands inside four weeks.